Star Platinum

An asspull.

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Google: I'm sorry, did you mean : example of an asspull?

by Dr.Soolian March 2, 2020

platinum lesbian

a lesbian who has never done anything with a man (gold star), plus they were born by artificial insemination, so at the time that sperm met egg, there was no penis present.

Girl 1 - I hate those girls who have made out with guys before but say that they're lesbians... I'm a real lesbian, I've only been with girls.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.

by labzoo December 6, 2015

Platinum rule

An expression that was used in How I Met Your Mother.
It's a warning that is trying to avoid dating with people you have to work with, be in the classroom or people employed in your favorite pub, gym, club... Or a friendship with your new neighbours.

Platinum rule has 8 steps.
Step 1: Attraction - it's so easy to surrender.
Step 2: Bargaining - the time when you try to persuade your friends that platinum rule doesn't apply on you.
Step 3: Submission - everyhing seems alright.
Step 4: Perks - like: we can be together all the time - but that's crazy...
Step 5: The Tipping Point - now you realize that maybe it was a big mistake.
Step 6: Purgatory - now you know for sure that it was a big mistake.
Step 7: Confrontation - time to end the relationship or friendship. Normally starting with words: Well, I really like you but ...
Step 8: Fallout - because it's a person that you have to work with you must face the consequences connected to what happend between you.

Maybe there is also Step 9: Rescue - everything should be ok since this point.

X: Oh, i met a great girl today at work. And she's really hot. I would like to go on a date wit...
Y: Forget it, don't you know the platinum rule?
X: What rule?
Y: I'll explain it to you. Step 1......

by Traitorcz May 4, 2008

platinum bullet

A reference to an extremely attractive, but completely psycho or morally bankrupt woman that causes great distress, emotional damage, financial burden or any combination of the above. Often they will have control issues and cheat with multiple partners.

Basically, it looks fantastic but it still fucks you up.

Man Leanna was adorable, but she ended up being a platinum bullet.

by Ratznium June 25, 2008

platinum ductape

A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.

"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"

by Dark_Storm August 2, 2008

platinum bitch

Someone who follows the crowd. A person that will leave your ass behind just to go hang with the so called "cool group". a persons servant. this person won't mind getting treated like shit every day as long as people think they are in the in crowd. someone who is on the highest level of the bitch scale when it comes to being a follower. this term was made popular by the episcopal high school student body...... UPDATE: The Episcopal School of Jacksonville student body.

Guy 1: Hey guys lets move to a different table, I'm not feeling this spot.

(part of the group follows the leader)

Guy 2: shit man I'm not movin.

Guy 3: wow there's only 3 people left at this table, i might go with them.

Guy 2: man if you follow them you're a platinum bitch!

Guy 3: good point, i don't wanna be a cock sucker. thanks bro.

by gangsta_prep December 26, 2011

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007