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Palestine

noun

A Middle Eastern country that has been occupied by a European movement called Zionism since 1948 by the permission of another European country (The United Kingdom). This land has long been inhabited by Middle Eastern Muslims, Christians, and Jews.
The occupying forces have not been treating the indigenous people very nicely. For example, it has been terrorizing them, turning them into immigrants and refugees, killing them, demolishing their houses and places of worship, and bombing their hospitals, schools, bakeries, and homes.
Some people of Palestine had to leave their lands , while many others decided to stay and fight for their freedom to live. Those people are being called names by certain countries, and these names are not very nice.
Jacob: "I have been treated badly in Europe, can I stay in Palestine for a while? It's a beautiful country,"
Mohammed: "Sure! You are most welcome!"

Jacob: "Hey yeah so I am going to steal Palestine and I will call it Israel, I will bring everyone I like here, and I will have to give them your lands and houses."
Mohammed: "I mean, you can live here but I cannot let you steal my land!"
Jacob: "How confrontational and aggressive!! I guess I have no choice but to kill you, your kids, and your women. Sorry, but you made me do it."
by i3KBS November 9, 2023
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Make plans

A euphemism for masturbation.

Refers to the mental state people sometimes enter while masturbating, where they want to extend and prolong the pleasure they receive from masturbation. They make grandiose "plans" on how they will carry everything out to maximize their pleasure. This state of mind is quickly lost after climax has passed.
I was going to go out last Friday night, but instead I stayed home and made plans.

I scheduled half an hour for myself to make plans. Unfortunately, I finished after 5 minutes and watched TV instead.
by Daniel McNally November 10, 2008
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Big Plans

If a person has 'big plans' they are attempting to, or are going to carry out a school shooting. Particularly if mumbled whilst leaving a classroom.
Person 1: "Hey, are you excited for school on Monday"
Person 2: "Yeah, I've got some BIG PLANS"
Person 1: Avoids Person 2
by DankTuna May 17, 2016
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Paleskin Dank

a person from Caucasian heritage from Europe and united states that has a skin color same color as dog shit after it lays around for a day. A Paleskin Dankusually hates on others, easily manipulated into becoming hateful, ignorant and dumb. The brain of a Paleskin Dank craves sugar, fat and junk-food. These elements help their brain to become dumb, dull and retards. a human with down syndrome has a close resemblance to Paleskin Danks both from look and the computing powers of their brain.
Trump is a Paleskin Dank.
That fucking hillbilly Paleskin Dank is fucking his daughter.
by Cyrus Arian November 30, 2017
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planes hit the towers

Do you know where you were when you heard that the planes hit the towers?
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
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palestinian helicopter

A sex act consisting of a man (or a woman with a strap-on), the pilot, bent over backwards in a "wheel-pose" with an erection where a women (or man), the rotor, is on top being penetrated while doing a split. At this point, you would get the two (or more) members of this fucked-up orgy to grab a leg of the person on top and proceed to spin them around resembling a Palestinian helicopter. Adding more people to this past-time will increase torque and thus increase the angular velocity of the person on top.
Happy: "So my girlfriend does ballet and I think I'm going to ask her to be the rotor in my Palestinian Helicopter at the orgy later."

Irina: "Cool, can I come and watch?"

Happy: "Yeah, we can def use more people to help with the spinning."
by Red Hot Capsicums November 27, 2014
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plaisir

Plaisir

Is one of the most nicest people you will ever meet !

She’s funny she’s outgoing and spontaneous

She’s love’s doing fun activities is very intelligent and creative

Plaisir is a one of a kind person

She will stick with you through the bad times and the good times

She always gives great advice

And will always be there for you !

And she will love you with her whole heart ♥︎!!!
If you’re looking for a life long bestie

Find a Plaisir !
by Badbitch888 July 6, 2022
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