Creamy Pirate

When a woman is giving a man oral pleasure then he pulls out and comes in her eye. Then when she's getting up he kicks her in the shin. So she's hopping around on one leg with one eye closed, mumbling and cursing. Hence the creamy pirate...

by Roostafy April 21, 2003

Butt Pirate

A man who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Rump Raider or a Bum Ninja. This term is often associated with gay porn stars.

The butt pirate enjoyed giving the cabin boy the plank.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

pirate101

Pirate101 — a world in which the Armada is trying to take over the spiral and the Pirates aren’t doing a very good job of defending themselves. It is also a big fandom that involves tons of shipping and bad fanfictions that go in order of the game and lots and lots of extremely hot and sexy clockworks.

"Pirate101 is the shit"

by AwkwardAnimal June 7, 2016

cereal pirate

1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.

2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.

1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.

by argh! April 27, 2006

Wheelbarrow Pirate Ship

An amazing sexual position that requires balance and precision. The woman puts her hands on the floor while you lift her legs onto either side of your body, finally raise her legs like a sail and give her the rambone while you walk her around the room.

I met her up in Boston at the wood shed and gave her the Wheelbarrow pirate ship.

by Drifting Nomad January 13, 2009

Eat like a Pirate

when a person spears a large piece of food, usually meat, and takes bites out of said meat without cutting

Parent- "Johnny, don't eat like a pirate"

kid- "But mom, i'ts faster!"

by bigseb31213 October 8, 2009

Piratesting

1. Evaluating a piece of software (often with intention to purchase) by downloading a pirated version.

"I would have bought that new office suite, but piratesting it revealed a large amount of bugs."

by Webgovernor January 19, 2009