The Pinch and Twist

The art of pinching your balls and twisting to get a satisfying feeling as well to stop the act of itchiness.

Micheal-Yo my balls itch

John-Have you tried the pinch and twist.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)

I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

titty pinch

A small amount of something

Will: Come on! You can't just give me another titty pinch of weed?
Noah: You were only supposed to get an eighth and I gave you 4 grams! I'm not going to give you another .1 because you'll just ask for more!

by 1will2000will1 June 8, 2021

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz September 4, 2005

Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.

Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.

by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011

Pinch Meat

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

Fajita Pinch

The feeling you get in your stomach when you try to bend over after eating a fajita. The fajita pinch has been known to frequently strike Canadian snowboarders.

"It's always good, I say, to have an excuse when you're snowboarding...a good thing for me to use is the fajita pinch."

by Wesley May January 21, 2009