(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
by Adabeie July 11, 2016
Get the university picnic mug.A drink in a disposable cup normally from a well known coffee shop chain that the Derbyshire Constabulary now deem as a picnic in order to fine you for flouting lockdown exercise rules.
Liquid verion of a substantial meal.
Liquid verion of a substantial meal.
Here now Miss, that drink is a Derbyshire Picnic. You're nicked. You have the right to remain silent...
by rouleur66 January 8, 2021
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Get the Derbyshire Picnic mug.A term referring to either a large gathering of chesty women or eating food off the breasts of an individual.
Example 1: "Dude it was a total tit-picnic at that strip club last night"
Example 2: "Licked chocolate syrup off my girl's boobs last night, best tit-picnic ever!"
Example 2: "Licked chocolate syrup off my girl's boobs last night, best tit-picnic ever!"
by Crockopunch March 13, 2011
Get the Tit-picnic mug.Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?
A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."
Can be abbreviated to "picnic".
Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."
Can be abbreviated to "picnic".
Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
Get the A cunt's picnic mug.When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.
Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.
by Jobman212 October 21, 2023
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by Purdey November 6, 2023
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