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Piano Palms

When your entire palms are soft and smooth like piano fingers.
"Damn Bill. You got the piano palms!" - Christine
by 10,000VoltGhost August 25, 2018
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Piano

A piano is a musical instrument with 88 keys. It has a Treble clef and a Bass Clef which means you play with your left and right hand. This Instrument has a beautiful sound. The piano has 3 pedals; Damper, Soft, and Sustain. Sustain holds out notes. The damper works when you hold a note, hold down the pedal, and let go of the key and it holds it out while the other notes are not held.
Wow! This piano is crazy! It sounds so beautiful!
by WikiWooHoo May 17, 2022
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Piano

Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.
A: “I fucked your mom
B: “Yeah, sure
A: “Dude, Piano”
by Sir Mark Smith Jr Sr December 23, 2021
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.
by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022
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Piano accordian

Someone: Omg where is your piano accordian
Me:he's dead
by Bank....?, February 10, 2021
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Warp Piano

Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.
Warp Pianos are cool
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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