Philosophy

What ego-driven people would like to believe is the cause of all the worlds problems.

"Look at that guy burning the philosophy department. His ego must be larger than life."

by Non Existant August 11, 2005

philosophisticated

The quality in a person, usually a man, that causes them to believe that because they are intelligent, deep, or read philosophy, that they are superior individuals.

Jerry would be awesome if he weren't so philosophisticated.

by JulieandLauren January 13, 2005

political philosophy

A euphemism used to describe the meticulous theorizing of lazy college students, wherein they bounce ideas back and forth without any sort of factual basis or support. See, mental masturbation. See, armchair politics.

Ralph thought that legalizing prostitution would be awesome, because then he could get laid.
Ralph brought up this idea in his political science class without doing any sort of research or considering the reality of the situation.
He called it 'political philosophy'.
His professor gave him a verbal thrashing.

by that girl you hate August 1, 2006

Philosophy

A bunch of words.

Some guy who needs to stop thinking thoughts I don't want him to think "In practice people who study philosophy too long become very odd birds, not to say thoroughly vicious; while even those who are the best of them are reduced by ... philosophy to complete uselessness as members of society."

Hym "You... You go fuck yourself guy..... Don't call me useless... Prick.."

Iam "Don't say that."

Hym "You shut up."

Iam "Sorry..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Facebook philosophy

Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.

A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.

by Villies August 4, 2013

philosophical booty

A girl who is well versed in physiology and is also a freak.

Nate: "What you gonna do when you graduate college?"

Brian: "I'm going to be rich and do a different girl every night".

Nate: "Yea right."

Brian: "What about you"?

Nate: " I'm gonna marry Cinny".

Brian: "Cinny's got you hooked on that philosophical booty."

by Trippin'1999 December 15, 2010

philosopher

The worst kind of person. The person that doesn't do anything, but just thinks about things.

Carpenter: I built a house.

Doctor: I saved a woman's life.

Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.

Philosopher: I've decided I do exist.

by bored at work at 2:20 pm January 26, 2008