lonely pervert

A man who fists his pocket pussy.

Stan's such a lonely pervert....he had to go buy a new pocket pussy, 'cause he ruined the old one by stretching it out with his hand.

by Mr. Q45 September 21, 2017

Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

hardcore word pervert

Someone who can’t get enough reading or writing because they are twisted and can’t stop themselves in the course of their educational addiction.

The addiction had become extreme and drove almost everything she did since she had become an undeniable hardcore word pervert.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019

pickle park pervert

A person hanging out in highway rest areas for purpose of sexual pleasures. (Trucker term)

Don't pull off in that rest area there's a cornholin',poopy packin' peter puffin' pickle park pervert, turd burgalar in there.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Perverted Ear Syndrome

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

by spcghdfj January 14, 2010

proud pervert

An ambiguous term meant to shame gay folks and/or people into more than vanilla sex. It is in fact a badge of pride.

‘Yo you seem to be way into dude in the harness over there.’
‘What can I say, I’m a proud pervert!’

by mysteryguest October 12, 2020

Perverted Monks

That guy who stands way too close to you in Church.

dude1: "ow, something hard poked me..."
dude2: "Holy shit! It was that group of Perverted Monks"

by lolpiggy September 13, 2011