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pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
by andy1 April 19, 2005
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Penis Tango

1. An act where multiple penises contact each other in a graceful and elegant fashion

2. A nondescript term that can be used either as a noun, verb or adjective—but most often a subject noun—as a “filler” for when the speaker or writer forgets the subject in which he or she is referring to but wishes to continue moving on with the statement.

3. An excerpt from a modified or corrupted version of the NATO phonetic alphabet.
1. Let's get Mark and Dave over for a little penis tango and scones.

2. I'll be right over once I get done changing the oil on this penis tango.

3. Ace, we have a tango here! ID: alpha, penis, foxtrot, semen, victor, labia.
by Ricky McStickshift February 4, 2010
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carnival penis

"Wow. Come over more! You've got such a carnival penis!"
by The Mingler May 10, 2014
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Peishan

Not to be confused with Persian, A Peishan is a very beautiful asian girl who is smart and funny; and who will always make you laugh. She is not afraid to ask for help, and can sometimes be a bit stubborn. She is also somewhat promiscuous and flirty, but it is all her qualities that make her a gorgeous and successful person.

Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend
Dude *looking at pic*: So, what's your girlfriend's name?

Bro: Peishan

Dude: You lucky bastard
by TwinbladeMaster8675309 December 3, 2011
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Penis Ravine

a man’s abs that show the V leading to his penis
Check out that guys abs he had a penis ravine.
by belowdeck February 29, 2020
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Matt Pelissier

The first ex-drummer for the band My Chemical Romance
Not much is known as to why he was kicked out but he joined the band in 2001 when it was created (second one to be in the band) and was replaced in 2004 by Bob Bryar (sixth person to be in the band, also an ex-drummer now)

In 2006 he co-founded Strong Arm Studios with George Collaz
Look in the vampires will never hurt you music video and the honey this mirror is not big enough for the two of us music video, you will see Matt Pelissier drumming. These are the only two music videos that he is in.
by Hifatpeople December 12, 2010
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Ms paris

The most disappointing history teacher. She will find a way to lose your history binder and anything you turn in to her. You better take a picture of every paper assignment you turn in. Ms paris will make you do at least a page and a half of notes each day. She is the worst teacher you will ever have
I cant believe that Ms paris lost my 4 page essay and i have to write it all over again.
by 👍 👎 June 4, 2019
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