penile code

Refers to da "rule" dat states dat if a dude "gets caught" subsequent to his delightful dallying --- i.e., da girl gets preggo --- he will then hafta "pay da consequences", i.e., resign himself to either fatherhood or child-support payments for da foreseeable future.

If da penile code was truly and stricitly enforced, there would likely be fewer teenage pregnancies and extra-marital affairs in this country.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009

penile gland

that fucking thing named mr. penile that lives in cocks.

Goddamn that fucking penile gland, he better start paying rent or he's out!!

by Billy the Butt Pirate August 16, 2003

penile extension

to get your penis enlarged

small paul getting bigger

by David boland October 25, 2003

penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

penile wagon

Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'

'Come on babe, hop on the penile wagon.'
'Okay, are you on penile patrol?'
'Yeah babe;)'

by moo girl May 25, 2012

Penile Vomit

Verb: A particularly strong, and often potent ejaculation of semen, typically dispensed from teh penis, onto the face of a (preferably) female cumcepticle.

Derrivation: See dick spit

The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.

Cassius: I was puss-fucking Alexia the other night, when I'd finished with her lower frontal cock cabinet I sprayed penile vomit into her face, bitch was furious dude!

Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.

Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.

Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!

Cassius: Tru fax.

by noiizntgotbttnxfraxingbtch December 20, 2010