Penis

It has a mind of it's own and a conscience to top it.

Dude, I can't believe I did that..with my penis

by jddbjdd September 7, 2010

peni

The plural definition of penis.

When there are 5 men in a room, there are 5 peni.......i hope.

by womenl00king4luvx0x January 1, 2010

penis

The reproductive organ of a male and female transsexual. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. They can be long, short, thin, fat, etc.

I am going to have sexual intercourse with you by sticking my large penis into your tight vagina. When we are done, I will place it onto your tongue and you will massage it with your mouth.

by /drtuiyd prtdib June 18, 2003

Penis

something that is disgusting and squishy / men don't know how to use correctly

my sphinx (hairless cat) looks better than any penis I've ever seen

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz9203 February 11, 2021

Penis

A thing that wobbles around and girls love so much. They want to lick it and put it inside there vagina.

"Omg. His penis is so hot that I wanna swallow it."

by Sexy Gurl that LOOOVES teaa June 14, 2019

Penis

A long sticking thing where it's used when fucking! Use it with your fucker, damn it! Here, that little piece of shit!

My fucking gay friend: "Stick your fucking penis out!"
Me: "Shut up, fucker! I'm trying!"
Then I really did.
My fucking gay friend: "Your fucking piece of shit! You ass hole! I'll fuck with you! Oral sex! Penetrating sex! Anal Sex!"

by I'll eat you March 9, 2021

Penis

Penis

Penis

by solidpiss_1247 August 30, 2020