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looking peared

saying someone isnt particularly attractive and looks lke god did something wroung while making them
'DAMN!! That girl is looking peared!'
meaning 'that girl is sooo goddam ugly'
by Donkid January 21, 2009
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What the pear

A variation of what the fuck used exclusively in the northern towns of fleetwood and glossop
by jollierHD July 19, 2022
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Pear

1. A pun with the word pair.

2. The culmination of the old adage; a pickle and a bead make a pear.

The orgins of the pear are unknown. The earliest know usage was in the 8th century in England where a naturalist by the name of Eli Gregory noted the curious behavior of a bear and a pickle.

Gregory, E 888 AD " There I was on a nob hill watching a bear eat a pickle, I was fascinated by the veracity and fervor the bear displayed while consuming the pickle. Moments later I witnessed, to my surprise, the bear shat out a fully mature pear. My eyes widened as I noticed the pear was completely clean and free of scat. Leaf and stem were intact. I though to myself a pickle and a bear make a pear. As I proceeded to say this aloud a passerby asked me what I was murmuring. To which I replied a pickle and a bear make a pear."

It is used in place of two peas from the same pod and torn from the same cloth when two things are more unlike eachother but create a perfect pair together.
Hey have you seen those two together?

Yeah , I don't understand how that is, they are two completely different people.
Well you know what they say, a pickle n a bear make a pear.
by Pumpkin Enthusiast January 26, 2025
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Something in the pear

Absolute Pear
Soda water
Sprite

A little lemonade

A little grenadine
Something in the pear is… Defined as Sweet, yet tart and absolutely amazing…
by Cody Gay July 18, 2023
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Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.
Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel
by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014
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juicy pear

When there’s cellulite around the ass but you could still fuck it if you wanted to
“You see Gwendiline?”
“Yea bro but i heard she was a juicy pear
by miriobinso May 4, 2018
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Prickly pear

A rough exterior of that is sweet on the inside just like having sex with your acupuncturist
by Adambernsteinwrotethus September 2, 2017
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