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Paedo van

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies
Have you seen maris work paedo van.
by Havince September 7, 2020
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Paced

Paced is a nuanced term that can be used as adjective or adverb. Its value is determined by context and tone.
"Yo bro that party last night was paced! Jessica fell out of a window after you left."
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's paced"
by BH_2049 January 3, 2021
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Pavel Payano

A minority or minorities in politics pretending to be democrats but are actually self-absorbed egomaniacs. They only care about themselves and want to be the center of attention. They never get their hands dirty and love to hear themselves talk. They have superiority complexes and think they’re out-smarting everyone they encounter. They usually prey on the weak and fish their votes from naive socio economic groups by giving them false hope, usually like the Churches from poor communities. They really don't advocate progressive ideologies because they’re bound by the votes of churches and the least educated therefore sometimes without them even knowing they’re doing the dirty work for real conservatives which they really don't care as long as they’re taking pictures for social media. They take the space of real liberals who are fighting for change and thus far becoming parasites and toxic to whatever community that have under their sneaky trap. They should be exposed at all costs. They’re worse than MAGA’s!
Damn you voted for that dude? He's "Pavel Payano" he's no freedom fighter, that's a used-carsalesman!

Yeah I went to that political rally the other night and the minute I got in there all these Pavel Payanos wanted to take selfies with me so I wrote a check and left as fast as I can!
by Robert_Frost November 16, 2022
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two paged

when a test gets stolen and is front and back to start with, but on test day the test is actually two pages, not allowing one to fill out the test the night before.
We stole the math test, but the professor two paged us and we needed to copy the answers from the stolen copy onto the new copy.
by roy21 January 19, 2009
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yellow paged

Yellow paged is the act of laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.
"Had are lad round last night and we yellow paged till our balls banged blue"
by squelch March 21, 2015
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pussy pave

When a vagina of a female is clean shaven
Hey, that ho is pussy paved
by GamerDeezNutz March 24, 2017
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Medium Paced Ralph

When you go jerk off on the toilet then quickly turn around and cum in the toilet at school.
Guy 1: "I did a Medium Paced Ralph yesterday."
Guy 2: "What the hell?"
by Dog Ross June 7, 2023
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