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Patrick

Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.
Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.
by Thewordman October 28, 2019
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Oh he’s such a dick.. must be a Patrick
by Wwwiloveturtles May 2, 2019
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A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls
I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big
by TAKETHEMICK January 16, 2017
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A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.
You're Patrick for thinking that.
by whoisthatohmygod October 31, 2014
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Patrick is a star fish on sponge bob and so patrick is another word for asshole.
Man that nasty bitch licked my Patrick clean!!!!
by O gee hung kenobe January 16, 2011
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girl 1: wow Patricks a real piece of shit
Girl 2: yay i know right!
girl 1: LOL
by LOl Shit January 30, 2018
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Slang word to desrcibe a fat chick.
If you like a bit of weight:

AAAAAAH look at that patrick, that is one fine truck of meat.

If you don't like a lot of meat:

EWWWW look at that patrick, it looks like two patricks hugging.
by i don't like patricks May 14, 2011
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