Patrick

Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.

He has a fat cock

Person 1: Who’s that cute chico
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick

by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019

Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

Patrick

A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls

I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big

by TAKETHEMICK January 16, 2017

Patrick

A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.

You're Patrick for thinking that.

by whoisthatohmygod October 31, 2014

Patrick

Patrick is a star fish on sponge bob and so patrick is another word for asshole.

Man that nasty bitch licked my Patrick clean!!!!

by O gee hung kenobe January 16, 2011

Patrick

Piece of shit

girl 1: wow Patricks a real piece of shit
Girl 2: yay i know right!
girl 1: LOL

by LOl Shit January 30, 2018

Patrick

Slang word to desrcibe a fat chick.

If you like a bit of weight:

AAAAAAH look at that patrick, that is one fine truck of meat.

If you don't like a lot of meat:

EWWWW look at that patrick, it looks like two patricks hugging.

by i don't like patricks May 14, 2011