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ratchet patch

The new tramp stamp tattoo located on a female's rib cage that is usually a crooked inspirational message.
Bro I think I should get tested. That girl last night had a ratchet patch.
by RJym July 29, 2018
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Mustard Patch

In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
by Hexicon June 23, 2006
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Pee Patch

A Pee Patch is when a chick pee's herself a has a wet spot in her crotch.
Girl, you need to change them pants cause I can see a Pee Patch spot.
by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010
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pumpkin patch

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018
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veggie patch

another name for a special ed classroom aka sped shed
did u hear about jacob?
no what about him

aha he is a asshat in the veggie patch LOL!
by nibba deoderant May 22, 2019
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Silver Patch

Old guy that has grey hair in the hunt for younger women. An older man that frequents clubs, bars, and lounges in hopes of snatching up a young female. Typical appearance for this specimen is a balding head, grey hair, grey chest fro, overweight, and one or more gold chains. Uses the term “Sweet thing” or “Sugar Lips “ to pick up on his prey. Always willing to buy you a drink.
"That Silver Patch was just hitting on my little sister!"
by Baja Stu August 27, 2009
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Dry Patch

A period of time in which you don't have sex because you can't find anyone willing to fuck you.
Chad: You an incel brah?
Ralph: Nah, im just going through a dry patch...
by Rafitz July 6, 2019
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