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Hoe Patch

When a hoe begs for bruises during sex so she can show it off to her friends to brag she has rough sex!
Check out that dumb ass with hoe patches
by everybodysdoll May 27, 2018
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Mustard Patch

In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
by Hexicon June 23, 2006
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Pee Patch

A Pee Patch is when a chick pee's herself a has a wet spot in her crotch.
Girl, you need to change them pants cause I can see a Pee Patch spot.
by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010
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pumpkin patch

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018
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veggie patch

another name for a special ed classroom aka sped shed
did u hear about jacob?
no what about him

aha he is a asshat in the veggie patch LOL!
by nibba deoderant May 22, 2019
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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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Silver Patch

Old guy that has grey hair in the hunt for younger women. An older man that frequents clubs, bars, and lounges in hopes of snatching up a young female. Typical appearance for this specimen is a balding head, grey hair, grey chest fro, overweight, and one or more gold chains. Uses the term “Sweet thing” or “Sugar Lips “ to pick up on his prey. Always willing to buy you a drink.
"That Silver Patch was just hitting on my little sister!"
by Baja Stu August 27, 2009
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