Red Panda

The sleaziest and most intoxicated of all god's woodland creatures. He will drink himself into a frenzy, attempt to mate with other animals in their sleep, and spends the entire next morning throwing up and dry heaving.

"Upon waking, the first emotion the red panda feels is shame." - Doug Attenborough

by The Reddest Panda March 24, 2021

a panda

a guy that eats, shoots and leaves!

by foddr April 23, 2003

Panda

Amazing animals that god let rome on the earth.Like all other animals they walk around naked . Accept pandas don't care about anything, as well as being so freaking cute. To master the art of the panda you must:
-Sleep in to late
-Roll everywhere instead of walking
-not care about anything
-and live in your house because you have to walk around naked forever

oh, and one last thing if you have ANYTHING to cuddle. Cuddle it like there is no tommorow

"DUDE, I mastered the art of pandas!"
"﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'rly?"
"yeah!"
"its 9 in the mornin'"
"So?..."
"pandas sleep till afternoon

by omfgcat July 4, 2016

panda

slang term for Opana (oxymorphone)

"the panda had me fucked up last night."

by derpyderp12345 July 8, 2012

Golden Panda

A golden panda is when a guy pisses in a girls asshole, then, upon empty bladder, the girl gets up in a squat position and does a lap around the room, while keeping the piss in her ass.

Scott proceeded to execute the "golden panda" on his girlfriend Katherina, who successfully completed the lap in olympic record time.

by Git-r-Dun January 11, 2009

sexual panda

a panda who is very horny and is arosed easily by other pandas

Damn that sexual panda is really banging her hard

by ... August 9, 2003

why so blue panda bear?

a phrase heard on a candy comercial, the Zoo Krew in costa mesa use it as a way of saying "whats wrong?"

andrew: why so blue panda bear? you look shitty.

Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"

andrew: "shitty"

by simo June 17, 2006