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get some parents on your dick 

A phrase commonly said when a man experiences immense pain.... and pleasure depending on the mood
"Hey you are fat and ugly"

"How bout' you get some parents on your dick"

Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale 

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life
Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale are similar to Asian Parents Grading Scale, But they say if their child becomes something good in life then they won't have problem with low grades, or else F = FAILURE FOR LIFE.

Asian parents 

Parents whose tyranny compels you to define them in the virtual world because they define you in the real world.
Asian Parents: "WTF is Pomona? Go Berkeley!"
Asian parents by TheDefined February 8, 2013

Asian Parents 

They are total douchebags that have total and utter control over your life.
1.

Asshole dad: YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY NOW! YOU HAIR TOO LONG! SO UGLY!

Me: Why can't I look the way I want?

Dad: YOU LOOK LIKE GIRL! DO YOU WANT PEOPLE THINK YOU GIRL?!!?!??!?!?!

Me: How is 3 inch long hair girly?

Dad: NO MATTER WHAT, YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY! OR I TAKE YOU LAPTOP AWAY!

Me: ... *gets a lopsided haircut that makes me look like a fucking nerd. Asian parents fail. *

2.

Faghead dad: Did you do your homework today?

Me: Yeah

Dad: did you do your homework today?

Me: Yes.

Dad: did you do your homework today?

Me: YES!!!

Dad: WHY YOU YELL? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO YELL AT ME!

Me: Well obviously you couldn't hear me so I had to yell

Dad: SHUT UP!!!

Me: Fine...

Dad: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST KID EVER. *beats*

3.

This is a true story. I was in 4th grade, and my mom was trying to teach me how to add fractions. I didn't get it at the time, and here's what happened:

Mom: Do #1

Me: *does it, gets it wrong*

Mom: WRONG! HOW YOU FORGET? DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR!

Me: I'm trying!

Mom: WATCH!!! *does problem, expects me to magically know how to do it* Now do #2

Me: *still doesn't get it, gets it wrong*

Mom: STUPID! DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR! *bitch slaps*

Me: *sobbing* I don't know how!

Mom: *angrily does the problem, and breaks the pencil in the middle* SHARPEN IT!

Me: *sharpens*

Mom: Now do #3!

Me: *gets it wrong. How does she expect me to learn this stuff in a day as a 4th grader?*

Mom: YOU ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST KID IN THE WORLD! *goes in a bitch slapping and punching frenzy*

Me: *ends up with lots of bruises*

4.

Fucktard dad: *watching '24' with me* This is the stupidest show ever. All it does is label chinese people as bad guys

Me: ... There are american terrorists too...

Dad: This is the most unrealistic stuff ever. Bullshit. How does jack survive everything?

Me: How come martial artists in chinese movies can fly? Unrealistic much?

Dad: Shut up

cotton wool parents 

Metaphorical term for parents who overprotect their children. Everything is too dangerous for them, their children aren't allowed to participate in active sports or outdoor activities at all.
Camp Manager: You may want to have a word with Mdm. Lee, she checks on her son every 2 hours and that's against camp policy.
Camp Counsellor: Oh him.He's got cotton wool parents. I've had enough of those.
Camp Manager: Short of banning her from the campsite, is there anything else we could do?
cotton wool parents by bbbobbb March 30, 2007

Do you have parents?

Used when there is an awkward pause and/or to start a conversation. Can be awkward depending on the individuals conversation skills.
person 1: ....

person 2: .... Do you have parents?

person 1: yes...?

person 2: cool.

person 1: ....

person 2: ....
Do you have parents? by Nacoji April 4, 2011