Parada

A man synonymous with crusty cars, graphing quizes, and constantly leaving the room for more than 15 minutes at a time to the point you're convinced he's part of the MCU.

"Dude I swear he's never here."
"What do you expect? It's Parada."

by Tony jabaited May 22, 2017

golden parachute

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.

Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.

by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016

The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006

Parakram

A genetic specimen with a big cock

Parakram is a Chad

by Robthereaper October 23, 2020

Paracorn

noun; a somewhat mythical creature believed to originate from southern Singapore.

The Paracorn is described as a paraplegic unicorn usually colored white and most commonly have their front legs replaced by wheels.

The Paracorn is closely related to the Paracornagus.

Devon: Is that a paraplegic unicorn?

Richard: Ahh, yes. A Paracorn

by Braiden Donaven May 18, 2010

Papakolea

This is were da OG top bangaz stay and no mess cause u going catch cracks but if u like mess just come up we show u wassup and we da real "DIRTY SOUTH"
NIGGAH.👊

Guy:Where u from
Me:Papakolea
Guy:A das where da OG top bangaz stay ya
Me:U know dat

by SAMPOSUM CAN July 14, 2018