pantankled

The physical state of standing with your pants around your ankles, awkwardly, and with much embarrassment.

She tried to focus on her balance as she teetered there on the tree stump in the woods, awkwardly pantankled, trying her best not to pee on her shoes.

by kvalls September 3, 2009

panama citied

Where you are having sex on vacation with a random girl and you pull out while you're cumming.

Jeff: broo I was on vacation and panama citied this girl.
Dom: dude, youre lucky you don't know her.

by airlinehoes March 3, 2014

panama hot tub

When a woman and her partner are too drunk to notice the taste of sour, warm beer. The partner takes a warm beer and puts it in his/her partners vagina then drinks it.

"You look hungover"
"Stop yelling at me, my boyfriend and I did a Panama Hot Tub last night"

by exit#3 February 22, 2018

Panamanian Jangler

The Panamanian Jangler

While having sex with a girl you pull out as you nut and procede to cum all over her stomach and chest. Then use it to rub her down for the next few minutes until it becomes sticky and then proceed by slapping her sticky tits. The rule is that she’s then not allowed to shower until after her next day of work.

I feel really gross today, my boyfriend gave me a Panamanian Jangler last night and I smell like cum.

by Panamaniac6969 June 18, 2018

kai pantaleo

literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love you with my whole heart and soul. if you haven't met him befriended him then you should, but don't get too close, he's MY best friend.

'hey d'you know kai pantaleo?'
'no who is that'
'you should meet him, he's a huge ball of happiness, but don't get too close, gabe will come for you'

by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021

Sassy Pantalones

Spanglish invented by Chelsea to express excitement or surprise. Used when someone is being uncharictaristicaly sassy.

That outfit is sassy pantalones!

The play this weekend is going to be sassy pantalones.

by gdyds January 3, 2007

panama red

1. High on pot
2. Title track of the 1973 New Riders of the Purple Sage album of the same name

Panama Red, Panama Red
He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head
Panama Red, Panama Red
On his white horse, Mescalito
He come breezin' through town
I'll bet your woman's up in bed with
Panama Red

by DKO CW March 26, 2005