Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick

Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.

by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money

I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.

by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020

painting the interior white

a really dumb way to say you gave someone a creampie.

1. “i painted Allie’s interior white last night and she loved it”

2. “where were you last night Bryce”
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”

by dojacatswhore May 21, 2020

painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020

Painting Helmets

Sucking dick

Painting helmets means a person who loves to eat cum. Paint that helmet. Don’t stop you cum-guzzler!

by Mr magoo December 4, 2020

paintina

Describing the quality of paint, particularly on a vehicle or vintage item.

That old Thunderbird has some nice paintina.

by itsa510 December 16, 2020