sapnu puas day

Since September 6, 1969, sapnu puas day has been celebrated as national send a nude day. This was when newly elected president, Richard Nixon called back the troops from Vietnam, and the soldiers had to come back to the US. They devised a way to talk to their Vietnamese girlfriends, and or "side hoes", and this was one way of communicating, by sending them a post card, which said "sapnu paus". Since then, to commemorate this festive day, we've been celebrating sapnu puas day.

Boy: Hi baby, today is sapnu puas day.

Girl: what?
Boy: turn your phone upside down baby

Girl: Here you go! ;)

by Victor Femme August 9, 2023

Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

puma

A puma refers to a male seeking out younger girls for sex and other things

Oh, he's just a puma. He only dates girls that are 5 years younger.

by imcoolerthanyouu August 24, 2010

Pumps

A name given to femme lesbians as they are the type of lesbians who will wear seven inch high heels just to look good.

See that lesbian in the corner? she's totally pumps.

by cartwheels99 August 23, 2011

puma, panther....cougar

The progression from late 20's single chick feeling desparate to 30's single chick looking desparate to full blown desparate and don't give a shit Cougar status

Puma, panther....cougar is the progression of "cougars in training"

Jessica and the other Pumas went to the wedding and got blanked by more experienced Panthers and Cougars and therefore went home alone. Again.

by woodypriscilla September 1, 2009

Puassum

also see: gayrab, manatee, and troll.

Criminy! I can't believe that puassum just flamed the webmaster. He's such a troll for doing that. Why would someone that resembles a manatee stoop so low?

by L7 May 15, 2004

The Puma

A guy who is willing to fuck anyone. They take any opportunity they can get. They are willing to take it up the ass when asked. No one has ever seen them with a person above a 6. Normally they are extremely high or drunk.

Matt: " Bro the Puma came out last night !"
John: "Damn who did I fuck"
Matt: "You fuckef the eco-sexual"

by Zpackmn May 2, 2017