Poober please

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.

Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."

by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014

vinegar please

Slightly less offensive way for someone to drop an "N-bomb" in response to something that is ridiculous or out of the question best delivered with a facial expression of disdain or annoyance.

Question: " Hey dude I'm a lil short on cash can you front me a 20?"

Response: " Vinegar please"

by Tres LeParc February 22, 2021

Hold Please

The most polite way you can tell someone who interrupts you to wait a fucking minute while you finish what you were doing!

Hey Mike what do you think about this? Hold please!

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

Please stand by

Those dang words that appear at the end of every WandaVision episode

Because of WandaVision, I now hate the words "Please stand by"

by ThatWandaVisionFan March 9, 2021

child please

"'Child please' is a nice way of saying, 'f*** you!'"
-Chad Ochocinco (AKA Chad Johnson)

T.O.: Chad, you suck at football!
Chad: Child please!

by Child, please! November 15, 2011

nigga, please

An exclamation used to disagree with someone on a subject.

"Cocktease Caitlin is a nice young woman who loves to have a good time in healthy, wholesome ways."

".....nigga, please, that bitch is a nasty ass ho dat suck mo' dick den dat bitch named trixxxy down da skreet"

by Loserkidz2389 July 21, 2004

Nigga Please

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).

Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"

by WooForSam October 8, 2007