durr plant

A beautiful meme in which a man points at a plant and exclaims "Durr plant!" repeatedly.

Man 1: Damn Derek! Back at it again with the white vans!
Man 2: That's not a real meme. You wanna hear a real meme?
Man 1: Sure, go ahead.
Man 2: (Points at plant) DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT!
Man 1: That has changed me as a person. Thank you.

by Parascout August 29, 2016

Nard Plant

A hard core nut flop in the water. Only done by extreme professionals. Effects of the NARD PLANT can result in death, autism, or testicular cancer. Have extreme care while planting your VICIOUS NARD, because it could harm others.

Kyle performed a gnarly Nard Plant at the pool.

by pichael_mollos July 6, 2017

Whole foods plant based diet

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of “decaying cooked bovine flesh” and “baby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*

What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.

by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018

planted

to be high on trees (weed!)

"Let's get planted tomorrow before school!"

or

"Shit nigga I'm so fuckin planted right now, those were some good trees."

by jewstein September 9, 2007

Plant

A person put in place(hence 'Plant') to divert things. Plants are used to divert movements, plans, plots, or whatever an opposing force wants to stop. Using a plant is a clever way of destroying an opposing movment without seeming suspicious or have to get you hands dirty. Sometimes plants are sent my one group to an enemy group to act as if he/she is part of the enemy group and try to gain influence just to mess the group up, or make them look bad. If democrats wanted to make republicans bad, they could use a plant that fakes like a republican and tries to make republicans look bad, and in turn make the democrats look better, even though the plant is playing a part prompted by the democrats. Or say if you playing a competitive game, and the opposite team sends in a plant to your team, acting as a friend, but he/she is really there to mess your team up and divert it so that the other team(who placed the plant) wins.

Figures that Jason was a plant, it seemed as if his whole point was to disband our protest from the beginning.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI May 25, 2012

Plant pathologist

A plant pathologist is someone who hates plants. They may be seen as plant-lovers and advertise themselves by motivating that they want to save the planet by curing all plant diseases, but secretly they love looking at dead plants. During their studies they get the opportunity to inoculate plants with pathogens and watch them die. They argue that this cruel act is necessary to save the rest, however, they enjoy the moment.

John loved biology in school. His biology teacher knew it and recommended he become a plant pathologist. But he hated plants. He rejected her advice. Years later, he found out what plant pathologists actually do - they kill plants. He now lives a happy life, killing plants and looking at dead ones. His biology teacher was right.

by Kasjan June 20, 2011

Egg Plant Turd

A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.

Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015