Poober please

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.

Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."

by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014

Hold Please

The most polite way you can tell someone who interrupts you to wait a fucking minute while you finish what you were doing!

Hey Mike what do you think about this? Hold please!

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

bitch please

a word you say to your ex after she wants you back.

can i have you back

bitch please

by stupoddd July 18, 2019

Please stand by

Those dang words that appear at the end of every WandaVision episode

Because of WandaVision, I now hate the words "Please stand by"

by ThatWandaVisionFan March 9, 2021

child please

"'Child please' is a nice way of saying, 'f*** you!'"
-Chad Ochocinco (AKA Chad Johnson)

T.O.: Chad, you suck at football!
Chad: Child please!

by Child, please! November 15, 2011

nigga, please

An exclamation used to disagree with someone on a subject.

"Cocktease Caitlin is a nice young woman who loves to have a good time in healthy, wholesome ways."

".....nigga, please, that bitch is a nasty ass ho dat suck mo' dick den dat bitch named trixxxy down da skreet"

by Loserkidz2389 July 21, 2004

Nigga Please

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).

Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"

by WooForSam October 8, 2007