Musty Platypus

When a girl is riding your face and then takes a shit on your chest, and you feeling the shit look down at your chest flattening the shit with your chin into something that resembles a platypus bill.

I was totally revenge fucking this guy and then i gave him a Musty Platypus cuz he was a douche.

by Lemegena December 22, 2010

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.

takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"

by VYDEOS September 26, 2021

Fanny Patty

A person who is a sissy sally or has many peaks and valleys or mood swings.

John is a Fanny Patty.

by Kookaburra April 6, 2005

Supreme patty

SWIPE UP TO GET ICED UP

Hey supreme patty can I get your shrimp chain

Damn Bro you can get it on supreme Patty.com all Chains watches accessories for free and are you are you do is swipe up swipe up to get iced up

by princessfiretruck July 19, 2018

Douche Patty

A person who exudes arrogant qualities much like a douche, yet is not a complete douche burger.

Adam: Michael is a total douche.

Chad: Yeah his little brother isn't as bad. He's just a douche patty.

by Devious Waffles October 8, 2008

Poo poo platter

Similar to an upper decker in nature, but instead of pooping into the toilet tank, the pooper deficates onto the overturned tank lid. The tank lid is then placed on the closed toilet seat and presented like a platter. The bathroom door is then closed to allow the odor to fill the room.

Steve is going to barf when he walks into the bathroom and finds the poo poo platter I made for him.

by TheBizIzKing October 26, 2011