permabeard

A beard that someone always has. It is different from a beard that is grown for a change of pace, special occasion, or out of lazily deciding not to shave. Despite not shaving, men who have these beards must maintain them to keep them at an appropriate length.

Person 1: Matt's beard is impressive. Did he just grow it?

Person 2: No, it's a permabeard.

by DentonMD May 17, 2014

Perma-Fucked

The state of being permanently altering your future or your body negatively, due to injury or a retarded decision.

I cut the nerves and tendons in my finger and now it's perma-fucked. I knocked a random girl up after a one night stand and now I'm Perma-fucked

by Bonnie's hubby May 4, 2017

Perm Girl

The woman of a bitch's man who is the man of the relationship.

I thought I was the man of the relationship, but really I was the Perm Girl!

by cccooo1234 June 6, 2018

Permababy

A creature, human or otherwise, who retains the characteristics of an infant, no matter how long they have lived.

Yes, we know she looks like a puppy, but she's thirteen - a Permababy.

by Monkey's Dad December 23, 2019

Perispitophobia

The fear of peach pitts. Often confused with Trypophobia, the fear of holes, this fear consists of being afraid of the pitt when it is IN the peach. an irrational fear

When I was younger I was never able to eat peaches, terrified of the insides. I call it perispitophobia, the fear of peach pitts. I used to think the insides were like a little slimy turtle.

by Yoinkity May 27, 2020

permacoked

A state of inebriation caused by excess consumption of C17H21NO4 (cocaine for laymen), resulting in self-generation of the aforementioned substance inside the nasal cavity, removing both the need for the act of purchasing and the act of snorting this substance due to permanent presence of an everlasting self-reinforcing high.

Luc is clearly permacoked... Ever since that night he pushed JP off his bike decades ago, he's just been riding that high without ever coming down.

by Hanz Neuer October 13, 2020

Perm Abuse

Abusing your perms for the fun of it. This term is often used in games... in these games people (usually admins) may have perms... if they abuse those perms by maybe banning someone for no reason or for the fun of it, that is perm abuse.

Admin: *sees random player in server*
Admin: *loop kicks player for no reason*

this is perm abuse

by Beansinspector July 27, 2021