Dirty PB & J

When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.
Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.
by PI Pat & Sweet Ape October 19, 2007
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PB n' Jesus

When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?

Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!
by wxflurry May 13, 2011
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PB and sperm sandwich

just what it sounds like. the art of making a Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich for a tool and adding a little juice for extra spice.
im making AJ a PB and sperm sandwich because i know he dumb enought to eat it
by mitch "silent dominater" james November 05, 2007
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PB & Vag Sandwich

<N> A dish commonly eaten by the dogs of lonely and/or sexually frustrated women. It consists of a vagina smothered with peanut butter. Smooth peanut butter works best.
Lauren Cohn was feeling rather randy, so she served the family dog a PB & Vag Sandwich.
by chrisj62 October 19, 2008
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Canadian PB&J

Happens When a man, usually Canadian, kneels face down into a pillow while another man puts peanut butter and jelly in the crack of the first man's ass, then proceeds to allow a pet of choice to like it off, usually a canine of sorts.
He will be afk for the rest of the night, he's getting the ole Canadian PB&J!
by Shm00kin May 01, 2010
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PBS Kidshow

When someone is carrying on like a preschool teacher, or using VERY obvious statements when no children are actually present.
That guy over there keeps rambling on like a PBS Kidshow.
by Brisk July 07, 2004
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PB and J-Ho's

The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!
"Im having such a bad day"

"Well we are having "PB and J-Ho's" today!"

"AH SWEET!"

PB and J-Ho's
by theatre kid January 01, 2011
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