Panty Skipping

To leave the site of a one night stand, the morning after, in such a rush that ones unfound panties must be left behind.

The sober reaction to a one night stand where you leave in such a haste, that you leave your panties.

I stayed at that guys place last night but he was not as cute this morning. I was panty skipping through work all day!

by PRabbit December 13, 2010

Smelly Panties

; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!

Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?

by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021

Panty whisperer

An average looking, sometimes visually unappealling male who can convince beautiful women to engage in sexual activities with him by simply talking to them and overpowering them with his charm/suaveness.

For Rich to be such an average guy, he sure gets the smokin' hot women. He's known as the "panty whisperer".

by Hereg December 17, 2012

purple panty

When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.

KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."

by presidentbrink November 4, 2014

Hipster panties

Hipster panties are a size or style of panties that have many cute prints.

I wear mostly hipster panties and I have so many cute prints like my favorite pair of hello kitty panties.

by WedgiedGirl December 7, 2018

Panty Pirate

One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.

I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.

by DJCodio November 4, 2008

poof panties

Inflatable underpants founded in england

Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties

by Psychokay666 May 16, 2018