Oyster Clamp

One of the various phrases used to describe the act in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for the purpose of sexual pleasure. In this case, an Oyster Clamp occurs when the lips are sticking due to the lack of lubrication and are firmly pressed together so that they become interlocked or "clamped."

see also:
scissoring

We were rubbing our pussies together so hard that we gave ourselves an Oyster Clamp.

by Awesome Jassim January 16, 2017

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

detroit oyster

A used condom.

My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.

by MizterPink May 3, 2018

Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010

oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.

by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

oyster stain

(n.) What happens when you don't change your underwear for a week

I went camping for a week without changing my underwear and had a bad oyster stain

by niharissmart1 October 13, 2018

cheese oyster

When a man spreads his dick cheese on a girl's vulva.

"He gave me a cheese oyster and now I have a UTI!"

by addisteaj February 26, 2019