by Numbox February 7, 2018
Get the hand oystermug. by AJ Elk January 11, 2012
Get the oyster crackermug. When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.
Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."
by poida225005 November 28, 2021
Get the Dirty Oystermug. "I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".
by SKL Crew August 17, 2010
Get the Turkish Oystermug. Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.
It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"
Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011
Get the nasty oystermug. by Mtjoy library June 2, 2017
Get the oyster magicmug. by Mobileheath January 26, 2021
Get the rusty oystermug.