rake oysters

To place one's scrotum (and testicles) into another's mouth.

The slut from Pennsylvania likes to rake oysters in New Jersey.

by Emf October 31, 2006

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021

Oregon oyster

After you cum inside her, her friend slurps it out

She asked her best friend if she would do the oregon oyster with her husband and her

by Jackade July 18, 2015

Dirty Oyster

When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.

Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."

by poida225005 November 29, 2021

detroit oyster

A used condom.

My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.

by MizterPink January 23, 2018

oyster burn

The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session

Girl 1: img I can't even sit down

Girl 2: why, how comes?

Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn

Girl 2: auch

by Crawsen January 12, 2017

Oyster Twat

When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."

Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.

by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017