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orphenoch

Orphenoch is a combination of Orpheus from greek mythology and the biblical figure Enoch. Said to be the next stage of humanity. A person needs to die to become an Orphenoch.
His Orphenoch form was based on a cactus. A FUCKING CACTUS
by Dank meem May 25, 2018
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Orphan baby

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.
JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.
by Jbrym May 9, 2008
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Orphanian

The emotional feeling experienced when epically rejected, abandoned or orphaned. Derived from being emotionally orphaned.
Dude1: I hear Belinda canceled on you for the Tupperware party on the weekend. How did you feel?
Dude2: Dude, the only way i can describe it is that I'm in a complete state of "orphanian".
by QQ-Koala September 23, 2010
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Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.
I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.
by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013
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Orphan Anie

When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.
Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.

Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?
by Mclovin911 November 25, 2013
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Orphan Porridge

(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.
"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."
by Muhahahaha! December 5, 2013
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Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.
I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .
by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016
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