Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.

She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help

by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017

Orbital

When a rimjob is performed on another person while the giver is holding the reciever upside odwn by the ankles.

"Thats why I only date tiny women-WAAAY easier to perform the orbital and not cramp up."

by el jefe December 9, 2003

Orbital Tea-bag

The act of tea-bagging an individual from great height or distance, using an object to propel yourself from or to jump off.

My friend is swimming in a pool... I took a long run up, jumped off the diving board, spread my legs and shouted 'Orbital Tea-bag' before landing on his head.

by Wod-c July 13, 2010

Obie Kenobi

Your mother's failed attempt at saying the classic character's name from the star wars saga.

Sheltered Mom: "this is Obie Kenobi over and out"
You: *(hard facepalm)*

by ShankYouKindly April 22, 2014

Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.

"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"

by Pete Cray June 23, 2016

Oriental Potsticker

The resultant shit you take arising from a bad Asian meal. This shit is defined by a forceful power-dump of such intensity that there is fecal matter stuck to the bottom of the bowl, and no amount of flushing will free those bits of digested cat meat from the porcelain.

"Damn dude, that sushi we ate yesterday from the gas station must have been bad. I madehella crazy oriental potstickers at work."

by Tanto Wayne McGillicutty March 10, 2020

Orbejan

Orbejan is a feeling when you're sad, but you can't cry. It's pronounced or-be-jan with j sounding like in Jacqueline. It's an adjective of course.

Person: I feel really orbejan right now, i need a hug.

by Royal Marjoram January 11, 2021