Opinion

Something that nobody in the urban dictionary community has of their own, and they have everyone else's unchanging opinions in fear of being downvoted to hell.

"I like pitbull, I think I'll make a definition for him. But first I'll look him up, to see... Wait, everyone hates him?! Well, time to change opinion, and write a horrible and sadistic description with as many insults to him as possible so I don't get downvoted. Might need a thesaurus for this."

by El tipo guapo June 11, 2020

unbiased opinion

A personal belief or feeling that has not been influenced/affected by magnetic fields.

I always carry an EMF detector with me into business meetings so that I can be more sure of forming an unbiased opinion.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020

opinion

an asshole

opinions are like assholes everybody has one.

by vampireweekend/devildaddy June 26, 2020

Opinion

belief stronger than impression and less strong than positive knowledge

All opinions are valid except for Tobey's!

by Freddy Boy68768 July 10, 2020

Silent opinion

When people are talking about tense subjects that you have an opinion about...instead of giving your opinion you just keep yours silent.

Man Jerry’s really quiet he hasn’t even said anything about politics. He must be dealing with his silent opinion.

by Anonymous1500 September 15, 2020

your opinion

nobody wants it.

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

by francac March 21, 2023

biassed opinion

A non-open-minded personal belief regarding --- or greatly affected by --- da size, shape, and/or overall appearance of someone's behind.

In da "Golden Girls" episode "My Brother, My Father", Uncle Angelo admits to having had a biassed opinion ("I'm a butt man") of da ravishingly-lovely waitress wif a cute rounded bum whom he'd met as a young man and eventually married.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023