by FrankM September 20, 2007
Get the sitting on an onion mug.An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
Get the Preston Onion mug.Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
Get the Winter Onions mug.Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
by Sethward March 20, 2008
Get the cuttin' onions mug.by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019
Get the Pickling the Onion mug.I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Get the Tangy Onions mug.When one experiences a negative situation that causes tears, but it leads to a positive situation that causes tears of joy.
by Eddie Skerry May 6, 2019
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