Skip to main content

sitting on an onion

verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.
Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.
by FrankM September 20, 2007
mugGet the sitting on an onion mug.

Preston Onion

An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.

My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.

One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
mugGet the Preston Onion mug.

Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
mugGet the Winter Onions mug.

cuttin' onions

An excuse a man uses when he crys due to a movie.
Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?

Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
by Sethward March 20, 2008
mugGet the cuttin' onions mug.

Pickling the Onion

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing
James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion
by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019
mugGet the Pickling the Onion mug.

Tangy Onions

I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.

My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
mugGet the Tangy Onions mug.

Good Onions

When one experiences a negative situation that causes tears, but it leads to a positive situation that causes tears of joy.
My divorce lead me to find the woman of my dreams... good onions!
by Eddie Skerry May 6, 2019
mugGet the Good Onions mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email