net-tez

A bunch of prepubescent myg0t wannabes who like to cheat, crash servers and masturbate to mail order catalogues

OMG a net-tez, ban that stupid fgt

by orangekiller274 September 01, 2003

Net-ho

Often found on the recesses of various chat programmes I.E irc, These strange beasts feel the need to be very libral with the webcam or pictures of themselves, often exposing the BOOBEH'S! and VAGINA!, there the equivalent of dirty sluts in the *real* world.

(MrSmith) Hi There.
(Net-Ho) Hi hehe, I've never done this with anyone before but like, DO YA WANNA SEE MY WEBCAM! I'LL FLASH you! my BEWBS! c'mon babeh! I'll get muh P00N out fer YOU! want a pic of MUH fish TUNNEL?
(MrSmith) Wtf?..
(MrSmith) Yeh sure.

by The Budgie November 23, 2004

net rage

Net rage is the frustration and 'rage' one experiences when a computer runs too slow, crashes, errors, or generally is a pain. Similar to the form of 'road rage'.

"Melissa had net rage last night because her forty page term paper deleted itself last night."

by aanglove1 March 18, 2009

net nerd

any opinionated smart ass who thinks because he has the power of anonymity he can flaunt his opinions without reprocucions

I think you should know a few of these people.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 29, 2003

net banger

a person who claims a set, gang, or just acts thuggish while on the internt

Yea, he had all these pictures of him wearin red on his facebook page, i can't stand net bangers.

by ShaquishaMonicka September 21, 2007

net dome

Virtually giving head.
Too desperate to get head in reality.

Black guy:"Awww man ! This girl Laquisha man gave me some MAD net dome.!"

Blacker guy: "Man, fo real?! I need some net dome."

by Vanessanator April 28, 2009

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019