Is a gay midget who is trash at all video games and will never get married and have a decent job however he is a good friend at times
U are big John
by Sapsucker January 21, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
Something that is overly exaggerated.
Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns
Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns
'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'
by Justin May 26, 2004
Get the the Johnsmug. a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him
by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018
Get the johnmug. Super dope likes to live on the edge. Impulsive at times but can come in clutch at times. Has multiple personalities likes using accents to mask his inner insecurities basically John is rough on the outside and a beautiful baby girl on the inside
John is dope
by BiggieKyle October 20, 2018
Get the Johnmug. by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Literally one of the most common names other than Muhammad. Typically a tall man with a fit build. Often times blue eyes and blonde or light brown hair. Can be extremely annoying yet funny as hell. Extremely caring and puts other people first. Faithful and loving and not afraid to show his emotions. Absolutely incredible athlete.
by Jaydee red May 29, 2016
Get the Johnmug.