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Octopus

It’s what squidward is he isn’t a squid he’s an octopus
Squidward more like octo ward because he is an Octopus ... ahaha
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sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you
I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget
by ria hcnep May 21, 2020
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octopus

someone who has an almost impossible breadth of internet exposure via their “many hands” like an octopus
"You’re an octopus in the online bird community"
by birbocto August 11, 2022
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Octopus Group

A two-level pyramid scheme where you make money from other people doing surveys.
I just redeemed $100 from my Octopus Group

Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out
by Thatsnotmyson69420 September 3, 2022
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Octopus

An Octopus is when there are many fake personal ads, catfish, in social media, for the same person. As an octopus has eight legs, posting eight fake ads pointing to the same one.
All those ads were an octopus, I wasted my time for the same person.
by TheRealPlanetEarth May 6, 2022
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A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.
Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
by Hym Iam May 7, 2022
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Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.
Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.
by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022
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