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Nutroll

when you roll his nuts so tight you can turn it into a blunt
i smoked his nutroll
by m’sbitch May 24, 2023
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Nutella Milkshake

An activity for scat fetishists - involving a blender, a cup of milk, and a log of somebody’s feces. After it has blended, it’s poured into a funnel that was shoved up somebody’s rectum.
“Yo, it smells like shit. What did you two do last night?”

“I had a Nutella Milkshake with my wife.”
by Artyphaggot May 25, 2023
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Nutella Dipping stick

by MiG and gay September 12, 2023
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Nutella Hotdog

When you having anal sex and she didn’t clean herself but she said she did but that’s in the past now but now you got shit all over your dick and it hurts and it’s throbbing. Ah fuck u got a Nutella hotdog.
I was having sex and she shit all over my dick

Holy moly, you got a Nutella hotdog
by Ricecak December 28, 2023
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Nutrealize

Defined as when an organism has a sperm ejection and a sudden realization at the same moment.
Oskar Nutrealized that fecal matter is not to be consumed, but to be excreted.
by heugheghughghe January 4, 2024
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Nutella Steak

Refers to taking two good things and combining them into a single thing that it worse than the sum of its parts.
Two goods dont always make a better thing, like taking Nutella, and Steak, they are both great, but combined, that Nutella Steak is not really any better than just eating the steak by itself
by infdev February 25, 2024
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Nutella Sunday

The act of taking a shit on your real estate agency office's front porch on a Sunday so that when they or your landlord come into work the next morning they get a chocolatey reminder of why they shouldn't keep upping the rent price.
Dude, I went full Nutella Sunday on the fuckers front step.
by Hornet404 June 23, 2024
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