This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight RESPECTIVELY. Not getting children involve, or forcing our sexuality down people’s throats. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.
Straight guy 1: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!
Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.
Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!
Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.
Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!
by A.I.B June 19, 2021
A person whos character, personality, morals, ethics, and background do not have any flaws and because of it they are well liked
We have known that man all his life and we can vouch that he is a perfect Straight Arrow his life style reflects it he is authentic and true.
by Dasher9 March 04, 2015
Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.
by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021
by butchcoolidge October 24, 2022
a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender.
Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...
Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
by cockmaster23 September 17, 2008
That one girl that wants to be friends with the gay men but despises lesbians. She thinks she’s so above everyone and has a y’all boyfriend and a gang of friends. Don’t ever cross her until she’s had her hot cheetos or mt. dew!!
Lesbian: “Hello :)”
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*
by LesbianUWU October 13, 2019
“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
by Travis123456 August 10, 2022