A Normal

A food loving individual who has no professional culinary training and/or knowledge.

Someone who has a large excitement for food & tries to make a recipe whilst getting tips from cheffy friends.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

1.) “We are SORTED, a group of mates from London exploring the newest and best in the world of food whilst trying to have a few laughs along the way. We’ve got chefs, we’ve got normals and a whole world of stuff for you to explore, but everything we do starts with you.”

2.) “Before the guys can cook they must select a chef for food quality control and A Normal for personality control.”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

normal

the worst word on the face of the earth. used to discriminate and attack those who are unique in their own way, this word is even worse than the word " fuck". it was brought on by this cruel society to destroy people inside as well as out. and for those who strive to be normal, you're waisting their time. JUST BE YOURSELF. "NORMAL" IS A FUCKTARDED WORD!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! and besides, a normal person is boring anyway. i'm not going to apologize for cursing. that's just the way i feel about this issue.

i don't like people who aren't normal. so i'm gonna make those who aren't normal feel bad to make myself feel good.

by arch2293488 January 14, 2011

Normal Touhou Fan

Very rare variants of touhou fans who are overshadowed by Touhoes and/or might become a touhoe themselves, a true indicator that the touhou fandom is truly toxic and does not give a fuck.

Normal Person: That's the 3rd touhoe I got attacked by this week, why can't there be a normal touhou fan
Normal Person 2: Me too! I just told them I don't like touhou for being too hard, may there is an alternate universe where normal touhou fans exist.

by Piplupfan12 April 13, 2021

Sub-normal

A term used to describe an unintellectual and often ditsy person who gets confused by simple words.

Teacher: What are the four seasons?
Pupil: Salt, mustard, pepper and vinegar.
Teacher: Do your parents know your sub-normal?

by Casper Cousins February 27, 2011

normalcy

A corruption of the word normality, propogated by American news networks.

Possibly originally a Bushism which has filtered into popular use.

-When will we begin to see normalcy in Iraq?
-About the same time you stop using made-up words.

by The_Beaner February 16, 2005

normalfag

Term that describes a person who browses 4chan but has a normal life (has social life/works/attends college). Mainly used in a derogatory manner by jealous neckbeards.

Normalfag: My gf and I are going out tonight.

Neckbeard: Fucking normalfag, ruining my /b/.

by ujelly? July 27, 2010