combat ninja

the super secret MOS of the American Army. know only as a 99-Zulu

Ranger: Did you see that guy kill four tengos with his bare hands, then climb that wall to escape?
SF Guy: Yeah. Must be a 99 Zulu
Ranger: Holy Shit... Combat Ninja.

by Hooah-Hero December 21, 2010

angry ninja

The girl is on her back with her legs on top of the man's shoulders. As he cums, he throws sand (or any other fine granule...such as ground coffee) into her eyes. When she finally rubs it away, he is gone. Only then will she know the wrath of the angry ninja!

Matt: I met this bitch in a bar last night and we went back to her place to fuck.
Joe: What happened?
Matt: In the middle of it, she asked what I was doin' tommorrow!
Joe: What'd you do?
Matt: I blew my load my load on her face and gave her the angry ninja!
Joe: Nice.

by the wrath of the ninja May 21, 2008

ninjafk

The art of stepping AFK unannounced (away from keyboard) using the stealth of a ninja, so that your on-line buddies didn't even notice you were gone.

"Frank was ninjafk for so long this time, he was sure he'd be caught and tortured"

by wolfe January 4, 2005

Ninja Yanked

The verb describing the unpleasant movement of hitting ones scrotum from behind them, most often used when someone has their legs spread awkwardly apart.

"Oh damn man, you just got ninja yanked!"

"Close your legs dude before i ninja yank you!"

by J.P.Hades May 14, 2009

Ninja-hump

When one comes up behind someone and clandestinely humps them for a short period of time, and disappears before the humpee knows what has happened... Like a ninja...

Oh my God! At the French Creek trip, Dijon Berlin came up behind Jane Smith while she was dancing and ninja-humped the shit out of her.

by IO Echo August 4, 2009

ninja cuddle

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.

I <3 ninja cuddles :)

by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009

Ninja Bathroom

A secreted bathroom, typically in a large and winding house that one can dump like a truck in with enough getaway time to not be caught. Also ideal for hiding.

"Who raped the Ninja Bathroom?"
"Pork and bean night, shouldve been faster. Hey where the fuck is Al P?

by T_low June 12, 2010