Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.
Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.
Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.
by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

You cannot live without wifi, you know it, we all do, im still in school asking for the wifi password, sad and depressed because i can't get it, maybe one day you can accomplish that, but i know i wont, i am just a lonely old man, sitting at my house, chilling and playin pornhub.
by mlksaj May 21, 2021

WiFi you are connected to but it is unavailable thus putting an exclamation point next to the WiFi bars.
by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

by Pawn of Sex June 13, 2016

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

by squatting parrot November 7, 2021

The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.
Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.
by HelpDeskMagic December 5, 2019
