Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013

Jewish Story

A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.

"He told me another stupid Jewish story for attention again"

by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018

Ewan Story

A undefinable story told by Ewan that never ends, you must hear one for yourself.

That was a definite ewan story.

by Rushmead January 15, 2022

Goat story

the most beautiful movie to ever exist

it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim

also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess

guy: have you seen Goat story??

guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY

by veryreallygood January 15, 2022

Front-story

Purposefully creating a large chunk of back-story which has a different tone to a character's defined personality in order to justify a sudden change in behaviour. Often when a character is about to be written out of a TV series.

They just added a load of front-story to her character, she's obviously going to be written out.

Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.

by admiral martinson November 2, 2010

no where story

A story someone tells that is fucking poitnless and wastes yours and everyone else's time.

Huston was telling me about his evening watching movies alone. WTF I don't wanna here another fuckin no where story.

by Bubbha April 10, 2012

story pirate

When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.

Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?

Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!

Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!

(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)

by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009