Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 10, 2024
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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 21, 2015
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The Polish excuse

Using the fact your parents were born in Poland as an excuse to break social etiquette in a way that does not accurately match how the Polish actually act at home.
"In my culture we regularly sick chewing gum onto couches, I'm Polish you cant blame me".
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."
by Niko_D February 09, 2025
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charger excuse

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.
Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.
by WineAndPasta April 12, 2016
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A playful and exaggerated way of complimenting someone when theyโ€™re exceptionally good at something. This phrase was first used in a comment on ScooterSmash0's "Hp Meme | Roblox Piggy | Animation Meme" video in 2020, and over time, it became popular as a copypasta, especially on TikTok. Itโ€™s typically used to express admiration for someoneโ€™s skill or talent, often with a lighthearted or humorous tone
Person: Posts a stunning artwork

You: "Uhm! Excuse me but you have no right being this good!๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒธ"
by abc902332 February 27, 2025
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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
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Excuse me everybody

This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.
โ€œEXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
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