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School

A horrible and terrifying place where young children must go and be harassed by mean teachers and smart-ass kids everyday. Kids only go there to learn things that usually aren't necessary in life for a good job/career. This awful place can make teens suicidal because of getting bad grades from evil teachers and feeling like a failure in life. You also get low self-esteem from the mean kids and the things they say to you everyday.
For most kids school is very much like prison, and they are just the prisoners doing time until they are eventually freed. The kids have rules like no gum or cell phones that the teachers (or prison guards as some may call them) can break and not get in trouble for. If the kids break these rules they get verbally-abused in front of the entire class.

Then when you are freed for the day you have more work to do at home, homework! If you don't do homework you most likely get yelled at, or get a phone call home. Then your teacher can tell your mom or dad about how you are such a horrible student and then humiliate you to a point where you most likely want to crawl in a hole and die. This is pretty much the feeling you get your entire school career.
Teacher: Alright, can you find the area of circle A?
Kid: Um do I have to? I don't understand how.
Teacher: Have you not been paying attention? This is why you come to school, so that you can learn and be smart. I am only trying to teach you kids to prepare you for life.
Kid: I don't think I will ever have to know the area of a circle for a job!
Teacher: That is it, I am sick and tired of your antics leave the room and I will come talk to you privately!
by theinfamouscrazychick October 19, 2009
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school

The place where children from 4-18 are forced to go to. It is probably the cause of 30% of suicidals from children. The teachers are one of the following. Good- usually in 20's... these teachers know what bad teachers are and make learning about things fun and enjoyable also, maybe doesnt hand out alot of homework. Normal- These teachers are alright. They make it semi exicting, and somtimes do fun stuff, and somtimes do boring stuff. Maybe hands out an ok ammount of homework. Bad- These people are idiots. They keep you inside a room with boring crap on the walls and assign you to sit next to people you hate on purpose. They hand out large ammounts of homework after a large assignment is givin in class. They sit you in there for what seems like the whole day forcing you to read books with pages torn out and written on. They dont care that your a person, they yell at you for the tinist things. See asshole douchebag asshole. But, even if you have the good kind of teacher, school is still murder. They keep you in there for 6-7 hours. You only learn like one thing per 3 days because all you do is review. Also, schools are full of gangsters, assholes, gays, gay bashers, racists, tatle tales, thives, annoing people, gamefreaks, hyper people, people who think theyre funny but they arent corny. Also, there is peer pressure. You fall under one of the 3 categories. "Cool", "Normals", or "Losers". You are typicly made fun of if you fall under normals or losers. Cool people don't let you even talk to them, and if you do you will get your ass kicked in an ally after school. But, its all worth it. Though most of the things you learn (example: knowing how to make a guitar out of rubber bands and a box) you wont need to know. But alot of the things such as math, spelling, and geography you will need to know. So school can be alright if you ignore the jerkoffs.
Jeff at 13: My gayass teacher gave us a math assignment. ILL NEVER NEED TO USE THIS CRAP!

Jeff at 33 works as a math teacher and has recived 10 best teacher awards. He makes a heafty ammount of money yearly and has a nice house and 2 kids.
by Miniman447 May 4, 2005
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School

1. Something that proves that our parents don't love us.
2. An education area but awesome teachers let us play games and watch movies.
1. "Mommy, if you really loved me, then you wouldn't send me to school."
2. "Okay class. We're going to watch 'The Princess and the Frog'"
by TheOriginalHobo October 27, 2012
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School

Most retarded place you will ever waste 13 years of you life.
Wow that was the biggest let down of my life. I cant beleive that people actually go to school for 13+ years!
by Greg Fershilkitmynizzle May 28, 2007
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school

School is a place you go for 20 years so your parents can have sex, knowing you won't be around to find out about it.

School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.
by Good Sameritan December 28, 2005
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School

School is a torture chamber within a large facility that is known as a "city". A city exists to trap us within a false society because in reality, we're all imprisoned in asylums from being driven insane by the revelation of something that should have been common knowledge.
Guy 1: Hey where did my brother go?
Guy 2: He was sent to school because he apparently didn't know that people die when they get killed.
by Xesthan March 11, 2014
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