Nard-dog

Awesome, unbelievably extreme in nature.

"That's so nard-dog!"

"Yo, that 360 in the half-pipe was totally nard-dog!"

by Nard-dog August 19, 2009

nards

Derived from the common definition (see above) and used as a nickname in some circles to refer to McDonalds' Chicken McNuggets (occasionally as "McNards"), likely as a suggestive jab at the ambiguous, un-chickenlike consistency they had prior to the chain's conversion to all-white meat nuggets as well as their ominously reliable, vaguely unnatural shapes.

MickeyD's has about a dozen kinds of burgers, and what do you always get? The Nards... Give me one.

by Holly Teacakes September 9, 2006

nardles

synonym for testicles.

SON OF A B****!!! Baby boy just head-butted me in the nardles!

by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009

Nardong

Statically charged homosexual fish of the large variety. They take pleasure in taking advantage of the smaller fish by statically shocking them into sexual submission.

Billy: OH MAH GAWD! What is Jerry the sturgeon doing that goldfish!?

Johnny: It's natural... he's a nardong

by ColonelPineapple March 25, 2010

Nardy

Nardy means awesome, better than gnarly, it's one up from that. Nardy is better than that.

You know that girl Holly? She's so nardy.

by Drapqueen August 6, 2015

Neard

A gross gathering of hair under or on a boys face he claims to be a beard.

Did you see JP’s Neard, it looks like he’s gathered ball sack hair from his dad and glued it under his chin

by Dickye Downs January 9, 2019

The 'Nard

Slang for Barnard College, a women's college that is affiliated with Columbia University.

Will you be studying in Columbia's library tonight?

No, I think I will head over to the 'Nard instead. They have an extensive archive in the area in which I'm interested.

by golionsgo October 22, 2014