Metrosexual

A heterosexual male that has stereotypically homosexual tendencies.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy has populated the earth with metrosexuals.

by Sarah May 27, 2004

retrosexual

One who has reached an age where all sexual desire is reduced to memories.

Thinking of the girls he had known when young, the old man could still get momentarily horny. But he never had such feelings about women he didn't know and lust after in the past, and had no desire to reconnect with those he did, except in his memories of them; in the bloom of their youth.

He was a true retrosexual.

by Recursive Prophet January 4, 2008

Metrosexual

Being gay on the subway.

You see Jeff over there.. He takes the A-Train everyday.. Once he gets on the subway he turns into a complete homo.. He's metrosexual.

by CNL-x2 December 17, 2008

metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

by black flag May 30, 2004

Hetrosexual Life-Partner

A hetrosexual bro that means more to you than any bitch ever could.

Yo bitch im dumping you, now if you will excuse me im going on a man date with my Hetrosexual Life-Partner.

by Candidfraud August 20, 2012

metrosexual

-noun- an urban heterosexual male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

First use of the word occured in the UK in the early part of 1994. It was soon dropped into urban myth and reappeared in 2002 in one of many men's lifestyle magazines. it then became commonplace in general fashion and lifestyle terminology.

John is such a metrosexual! He pratically lives in Prada and can't live without his Zuhr facial stuffs!

by r00t3d October 4, 2004

neutrasexual

Someone who is so fulfilled by the music of Neutral Milk Hotel that they no longer have any sexual desire.

Hot girl: "Do you want to have sex?"
Neutrasexual: "Can't we listen to 'In the Aeroplane Over the Sea' instead?"

by Allen Bon Iver Son July 15, 2011