we need to talk

Datespeak for "I'm breaking up with you."

"Honey... We need to talk."

by Kurumi September 21, 2003

I Need A Lighthouse

To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml

Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."

by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016

needs a date with a razor

A guy who looks like he needs a shave!

Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!

by Gamecocklady May 6, 2014

I need help

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I need help
L + ratio + no one asked
I am being serious

by 💯⚠⚠⚠❎❎3️⃣🆗5️⃣🔵 March 17, 2022

I Need A Hero

A really good scene that is played in the background of shrek 2 in the scene
that is so amazing

" Frickin Fricky that scene from shrek is epic and goes well with the best scene in all of animated history"
" You uncultured swine it is called I Need A Hero also it is way worse in footloose "

by GenericIke August 3, 2019

this guy needs a biscuit

used when an opponent is low on hp or in a bad position in fortnite

this guy needs a biscuit bro

by syrnesto May 28, 2019

I need U

A song with an unforgettable music video. In the music video Jimin drowns himself, Hoseok overdoses, Namjoon blows up the gas station, Taehyung murders his father, Jungkook gets willingly beaten up and has a car accident.

"I need U" has the most meaningful music video all time.

by Little Sailor July 6, 2019