(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011

Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
by The lazy second coming of God August 19, 2020

๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ Comment Kamikaze
by The Comment King April 5, 2017

Usually taking place on Facebook, when one posts a comment on something and another person replies to that comment creating a conversation via commenting instead of simply using chat.
1: "This picture is great"
2: "Ya i remember this"
1: "You weren't there"
2: "Uh ya i was, i just wasn't in the pic"
1: "Prove it"
2: "I don't have to prove anything to you"
3: "chill guys this is becoming a Comment Convo. Take it elsewhere."
1: "whatever..."
2: "Ya i remember this"
1: "You weren't there"
2: "Uh ya i was, i just wasn't in the pic"
1: "Prove it"
2: "I don't have to prove anything to you"
3: "chill guys this is becoming a Comment Convo. Take it elsewhere."
1: "whatever..."
by Numerouno2794. December 25, 2010

A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like โL Bozo, L, L + Ratioโ It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: โ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion ๐ค๐โ
Person 2: โStop being a Comment Parasiteโ
Person:โ Itโs not a mistake itโs a masterpiece.โ
Person 2: โ Itโs not a mistake itโs a masterpiece.โ
Creator:โ Comment parasites Smh.โ
Person 2: โStop being a Comment Parasiteโ
Person:โ Itโs not a mistake itโs a masterpiece.โ
Person 2: โ Itโs not a mistake itโs a masterpiece.โ
Creator:โ Comment parasites Smh.โ
by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.
It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
by pony1234 July 20, 2016

literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.
billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.
by Lycan Ace March 15, 2019
