"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!
by Some other dude called Matt September 09, 2018
Nike as name… he is kind hearted like any other person you’ve met. You could talk for hours on end or sit in comfortable silence and just enjoy his presence. Everyone truly needs a nike in their life as he is the thing you didn’t know you wanted but you definitely need. He cares for other people even to the detriment of himself. He will make you laugh until you run out of air. If you have a chance to be friends with a Nike…just do it.
person 1: Hey i need someone to help me move my stuff but i can’t find anyone
person 2: Oh just let me message Nike, he helped me move out just last week!
person 2: Oh just let me message Nike, he helped me move out just last week!
by elisabethcleo August 22, 2022
The most beautiful girl on the world. She's amazing and makes her friends laugh all the time. Her smile make all your pain go away and if she laughs you have to laugh with her. A hug from her makes you feel like the most important person all over the world.
I love you, Nike.
by DefinitelynotJuli November 22, 2021
A shoe brand that a lot of people wear. Usually the person who owns them, sucks and is a total pathetic and is one of those rich kids that everyone hates.
by BuggySmurf December 19, 2017
A company that sells undurable shit.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.
by Brutallyhonestdefinitions December 22, 2016
Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023